Virgo Horoscope 2016


Virgo Horoscope 2016  ~ Excerpt

2016 Keywords: Ancestral Gold. Parental Boundaries. Great From Small. Home Work. Meandering To Streamlined.

Virgo should be reaping the benefits of fairy godfather Jupiter’s magic wand in your sign by now and if you are not then… you must be hiding under a rock! So, get out there and get lucky of you haven’t seen any sparkle yet. Your ruler Mercury goes retrograde not the normal 3 times, this year but a mind numbing 4 times! This isn’t as mind numbing as it might seem, in fact it gives you the chance to start thinking outside those tiny little Virgo boxes and start mixing it up some.

The part of the mind Mercury Retrograde will actually numb are those nit-pickity synapses of yours that eats lists and keeps you locked into routines. But this also prevents growth and development when you find yourself stuck deep into your number-crunching groove. But dear Virgo this also prevents growth and development when you find yourself stuck deep into your number crunching groove. Do you remember your old geography books showing diagrams of a meandering river? Of course you do… diagrams..”

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Virgo 2016


Virgo Horoscope 2016

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Through a Horoscope Darkly … a shady, yet comical look at your Horoscope for 2016. These 1000 word reports are without the decans this year, so I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign and Moon sign to add more detail. I plan a return to writing much more detailed horoscopes for 2017, so think of this as a donation towards that goal. Thankyou!

2016 Horoscopes

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