Scorpio Horoscope 2016 ~ Excerpt
2016 Keywords: Youthful Vigour. Local Secrets. Courtly Love. Old Flame Whispers. Moving On.
” Scorpio, aren’t you glad to see the back side of Saturn’s boney arse? Yes it has finally left your sign for good. Two and a half years of you feeling like an old git are over and you can leap in to 2016 with renewed vigour and hair. For those inclined, it could be the year of the hair transplant! But no, seriously, you really don’t need to go that far! Lucky Jupiter is in your house of friends and wishes from the start of the year, which means you feel confident and popular, 70’s bouffant waves or no.
This is a great time to involve yourself in common interest groups because you are likely to make fun and lasting friendships from them. If Saturn has made you feel quite cut off and lonely, then worry no more because that is all set to change this year! The feeling of new beginnings comes less through actual cosmic weather effecting you, and more from the fact the planet of restrictions, test and karmic reward is off your case. So this year’s intense sky geometry leaves your chart relatively unscathed. There is some drama in store with siblings or a neighbour on Feb 5/6, when they may confide in you some deep dark secret that you would never had imagined“
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Through a Horoscope Darkly … a shady, yet comical look at your Horoscope for 2016. These 1000 word reports are without the decans this year, so I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign and Moon sign to add more detail. I plan a return to writing much more detailed horoscopes for 2017, so think of this as a donation towards that goal. Thankyou!