Gemini Horoscope 2016


Gemini Horoscope 2016 ~ Excerpt

2016 Keywords: Going Steady. All-Or-Nothing. Dark Twin Face-Off. Ancestral Connections. Working Partners.

“Gemini are you in for a treat?! The planet of commitment and going exceedingly ‘steady’ has planted itself in your marriage zone for the next few years. Traditionally clients groan when they see grim Saturn in such a romantic place, but for Geminis, who find it hard to stick to anything, much less one person, this might actually be a blessing. Any potential spouses will smell any philandering, two-timing, commitment-phobe behaviour from you from the other side of the world. And, no, not even that long distance affair can protect you this time flighty ones.

Saturn’s purpose here is to force you into a all-or-nothing situation. Either you stick to one person FOR LIFE, or yes.. nothing.. Anything transient won’t even say ‘hello’, so no flings, no one-night-stands or flirty snogs in the bar. Nothing, zero, nada, no one fancies you, no ‘likes’ on those FB selfies. None. You feel ugly, lonely..abandoned. Saaaaatuuurnnnnnnn. Then something strange happens, you actually start behaving like a Capricorn.

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Gemini 2016


Gemini Horoscope 2016

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Through a Horoscope Darkly … a shady, yet comical look at your Horoscope for 2016. These 1000 word reports are without the decans this year, so I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign and Moon sign to add more detail. I plan a return to writing much more detailed horoscopes for 2017, so think of this as a donation towards that goal. Thankyou!

2016 Horoscopes

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