Aries 2016 Horoscope ~ Excerpt
2016 Keywords: Happy New Look. Triangular Relationships. Relaaaxxing Holidays. Lessons in Patience. Humble Pears.
“Aries starts 2016 questioning what it can do for the world since it is experiencing itchy feet and dissatisfaction with its career path. Your physical body has benefited from the magnetism of planet Uranus in your sign in the last few years. This has made you daring enough to try out new things and take action, this year is about doing, not being. You might want to start the new year with some radical new look or try a new exercise regime, and I do mean regime! The problem with Aries is sticking to their grand plans.
However, a constant bombardment of cosmic transformation all the way through until February should spur you on to achieve new goals despite your usual, non-stick teflon approach to commitments.From the start of the year until May, you might be feeling extra frisky and lured against your better judgement into taking a bite of some forbidden fruit.. Just be careful it doesn’t interfere with work. An affair with the boss is really, really ill-advised at this time. Beware of the planetary super-lust in the sky on Feb 5/6. Wear a chastity belt, really, you will need it!”
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