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Pisces Horoscope 2016

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Pisces Horoscope 2016

Karmic Payback. Manifesting Dreams. Ruthless Ambition. Soulmate Partnerships. Creative Collaborations. Through A Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Pisces. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker. Pisces  2016 Horoscope ~ Excerpt “How the big romance going? What, no love life to speak of? Well quit hiding, because Jupiter is ‘giving it large’ (Cockney slang, but suits Jupiter so well!) in your relationship sector and has been since the middle of 2015. So don’t be shy single Pisces and get out onto the dating scene because right now you are ooooozhing sex appeal. You have until Sep 9 to attract a mate! At the same time there is a great deal of cosmic action in the foundational hot spots in your chart. 2016 is your year to make life-changing decisions about where you live, your career, your appearance and yes your love life. Even if you just change one of those areas.. “ For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Pisces 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS | PISCES Pisces Horoscope...

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Aquarius Horoscope 2016

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Aquarius Horoscope 2016

Business Taking Off. Mysterious Truths. Friendship Revamps. Off-Piste Voyaging. Jet-Set Connections. Through A Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Aquarius. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker. Aquarius Horoscope 2016 ~ Excerpt “Aquarius is starting to get used to the fact that Saturn is no longer erecting medieval sized walls for it to climb in its career. The last two years have been a real uphill struggle in terms of your life calling. You have been wanting to spend time pursuing the great ideas and visions you have for the future. Instead, bills have to be paid, families have to be feed and clients need to be taken care of. This all leaves precious little time for innovation and experimentation. It seems like you have been building the foundations of your business forever, but from now on the pace may pick up and it feels like the wind is blowing behind you now…“ For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Aquarius 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS | PISCES Aquarius Horoscope...

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Capricorn Horoscope 2016

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Capricorn Horoscope 2016

Funky Headmasters. Empowered Saturnalia. Supernatural Affairs. Climbing Spiritual Mountains. Relighting Love Fires. Through A Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Capricorn. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker. Capricorn 2016 Horoscope ~ Excerpt “ How’s the paradigm shift going? Those of you who have tried to deal with this at a 3D, material level have had the hardest time with this, but even spiritually aware hippies have had their road rage moments, namaste indeed… For the meeker goats, Pluto in your sign is actually a much needed empowerment, turning you into the horny Goat god Baphomet. This god has a pentagram for a third eye, which means you are a now a force to be reckoned with! No more scapegoating you, no more dutiful, ‘I should do this’ behaviour. Capricorns are now breaking their Saturnian chains… “ For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Capricorn 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS | PISCES Capricorn Horoscope...

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Sagittarius horoscope 2016

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Sagittarius horoscope 2016

Strength Of Character. Glittering Prizes. Crystallising Dreams. Trimming Waistlines. Expanding Social Networks. Through A Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Sagittarius. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker. Sagittarius 2016 Horoscope ~ Excerpt “If you have being paying attention, you might have realised that headmaster Saturn has entered your sign and will pitch its black but sturdy tent there for a couple of years. You might also have noticed I have been quite rude about the old fellow regarding the fixed signs, who have had to deal with the hard aspects from coming from Scorpio. Well, if you had a fixed sign stellium (As I have) the novelty of Saturn’s cosmic backbone strengthening begins to wear a little thin… But hey this is just the beginning for you guys and I happen to think that Saturn in your sign can be very… “ For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Sagittarius 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS | PISCES Sagittarius Horoscope...

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Scorpio Horoscope 2016

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Scorpio Horoscope 2016

Youthful Vigour. Local Secrets. Courtly Love. Old Flame Whispers. Moving On. Through A Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Scorpio. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker Scorpio 2016 Horoscope ~ Excerpt ” Scorpio, aren’t you glad to see the back side of Saturn’s boney arse? Yes it has finally left your sign for good. Two and a half years of you feeling like an old git are over and you can leap in to 2016 with renewed vigour and hair. For those inclined, it could be the year of the hair transplant! But no, seriously, you really don’t need to go that far! Lucky Jupiter is in your house of friends and wishes from the start of the year, which means you feel confident and popular, 70’s bouffant waves or no. This is a great time to involve yourself in common interest groups because you are likely to make fun and lasting friendships from them. If Saturn has made you feel quite cut off and lonely, then worry no more…“ For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Scorpio 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS | PISCES Scorpio Horoscope 2015...

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Libra Horoscope 2016

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Libra Horoscope 2016

Panoramic Views. Popularity Boost. Self-confidence. Mind, Body & Spirit Connection. Seductive Boudoirs Through A Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Libra. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker. Libra 2016 Horoscope ~ Excerpt “Libra I have some wonderful news for you, super-luckster Jupiter enters your sign from Sept 9, and boy do you deserve a break. Libra has been having some radical and sometimes painful transformations with the field of home and relationships over the past few years. This has been particularly hard for you because you are THE relationship sign. Libra does not cope well with disharmony and confrontation, but this is exactly what you have been forced into dealing with. Thankfully the worst of the paradigm-shifting, cosmic fireworks are over, although the fall-out for the collective at least will be felt for many years to come. You have been one of the signs …. “ For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Libra 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS | PISCES Libra Personality...

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Virgo Horoscope 2016

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Virgo Horoscope 2016

Ancestral Gold. Parental Boundaries. Great From Small. Home Work. Meandering To Streamlined. Through A Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Virgo. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker. Virgo 2016 Horoscope ~ Excerpt “ Virgo should be reaping the benefits of fairy godfather Jupiter’s magic wand in your sign by now and if you are not then… you must be hiding under a rock! So, get out there and get lucky of you haven’t seen any sparkle yet. Your ruler Mercury goes retrograde not the normal 3 times, this year but a mind numbing 4 times! This isn’t as mind numbing as it might seem, in fact it gives you the chance to start thinking outside those tiny little Virgo boxes and start mixing it up some. The part of the mind Mercury Retrograde will actually numb are those nit-pickity synapses of yours that eats lists and keeps you locked into routines… “ For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Virgo 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS | PISCES Virgo Horoscope...

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Leo Horoscope 2016

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Leo Horoscope 2016

Prudent Investments. Family Expenditure. Domestic Volcanos. Weird Healing. Fools Journey. Through a Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Leo. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker. Leo Horoscope 2016 ~ Excerpt “2016 is spent adapting to the fact that last years Leo party has come to an end. Now it’s a case of making wise investments with the gifts you received from generous Jupiter while he was in your sign. It’s not quite over with the abundance though as Jupiter is making expansions in your cash zone. Sometimes though, this can mean the urge to spend more as your tastes have become even more refined, if that is even possible for the regal Leo! At the same time your cosmic accountant Saturn is pruning things in your pleasure zone, which is is never very enjoyable. The reason for the cut-backs could be that children are pulling at your purse strings.“ For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Leo 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart Leo Horoscope 2015 ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS |...

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Cancer Horoscope 2016

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Cancer Horoscope 2016

Regimental Timetables. Office Boundaries. Lavish Parties. Golden Hand Grenades. Home Luxury. Through a Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Cancer. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker. Cancer Horoscope 2016 ~ Excerpt “Happy New Year! Well it will be when Jupiter slides down your chimney with a bag of joy, happiness and abundance for the home you love so much. Yes, it will be domestic bliss from September onwards so I’m telling you this first off to give you something to look forward to. Until then however, headmaster Saturn is cracking the whip in your house of industry. All that hard work means you are earning money of course, so you can at least go deluxe when you do finally get some time off. In 2016 Cancerians learn to get very organised and keep to timetables in a military…” For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Cancer 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart Cancer Horoscope 2015 ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS | PISCES...

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Gemini Horoscope 2016

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Gemini Horoscope 2016

Going Steady. All-Or-Nothing. Dark Twin Face-Off. Ancestral Connections. Working Partners. Through a Horoscope Darkly.. Here follows a shady, yet comical look at the 2016 Horoscope for Gemini. The forecast includes the effects of the 2016 eclipses, inner planet retrogrades, the year’s mutable grand square and the movements of Jupiter and Saturn. These horoscopes are much less technical than the 2015 Horoscopes and simplified so non-astrologers can understand them. The reports are a 1000 word summary of the years cosmic energies for each sign.  I suggest purchasing the report for your rising sign if you know it, as well as your Sun sign. To find out your rising sign use the Horoscope Maker. Gemini Horoscope 2016 ~ Excerpt “Gemini are you in for a treat?! The planet of commitment and going exceedingly ‘steady’ has planted itself in your marriage zone for the next few years. Traditionally clients groan when they see grim Saturn in such a romantic place, but for Gemini’s, who find it hard to stick to anything, much less one person, this might actually be a blessing. Any potential spouses will smell any philandering, two-timing, commitment-phobe behaviour from you from the other side of the world. And, no, not even that long distance affair can protect you this time flighty ones. Saturn’s purpose here is to force you into a all-or-nothing situation. Either you stick to one person FOR LIFE, or yes.. nothing..” For the price of a chocolate bar, click the button below and checkout to download your complete Gemini 2016 Horoscope. $1.00 – Buy Now Checkout Added to cart Gemini Horoscope 2015 ARIES | TAURUS | GEMINI | CANCER | LEO | VIRGO | LIBRA | SCORPIO | SAGITTARIUS |CAPRICORN | AQUARIUS | PISCES...

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